You think pronouncing "." as "dot" is cool and hip, as in "Youre tuned to Easy Listening FM on one-oh-four-dot-one megahertz "
You spell "Web site" as "Web sight" without having a learning disorder to excuse you.
Someone says "You know its always in the last place you look" while youre searching for something and you reply "Well, not always "
While driving, you zoom into someones path on a roundabout instead of giving way and, when beeped, slam on the brakes, to maximise the chance of a T-bone collision
You keep track of the lottery numbers that have come up because youre under the impression that those that havent been drawn for a while are "due".
You think that living forever has to be a good thing.
You have ever seriously said "Im not a racist, but "
Youre not entirely sure if its OK to lust after your spouse.
You were sick, and you did something, and you got better, and you now recommend whatever you did as a cure for whatever you had, with no other evidence.
You think Jack Chicks got some really important things to say.
You vote for single-issue candidates, even though you have an opinion on more than one topic.
You think Star Trek: Voyager is Great Science Fiction (bonus points if you like Neelix).
You think Babylon 5 is Lousy Science Fiction (bonus points if you loathe Zathras).
You think everyone needs to squirt lots of stuff up their butts regularly.
You find something in this list really offensive.
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